Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Love Happens (2009): Movie Review

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WHAT’S IT ABOUT?

Pity there aren’t more stringent “truth in labeling” laws for movies like Love Happens. From the film’s title and its innumerable ads featuring stars Jennifer Aniston and Aaron Eckhart locked in a smiling embrace, one might reasonably assume Love Happens to be a charming romantic comedy, in which its two attractive leads bicker and flirt for a breezy 85 minutes before finally realizing that they’re meant for each other.

That assumption would be catastrophically incorrect, for there isn’t much comedy to be found in Love Happens. Nor is there much romance, for that matter. And come to think about it, there really isn’t a whole lot of Jennifer Aniston, exactly one half of the aforementioned misleading embrace, to be found in the movie either. (Click here for Aniston's take on the matter.)

That leaves us with the obvious question: What, then, is Love Happens? It’s a drama centering on the emotional journey of Burke Ryan (Eckhart), a handsome widower who parlays the tragedy of his wife’s untimely death into a bestselling self-help book and a sold-out workshop tour, becoming something like the Tony Robbins of grieving. (He's even aped the walking-on-hot-coals gimmick from the toothy motivational speaker.)

Though his adopted career is a smashing success, not much else is well in Burke’s world. Truth be told, he never truly reconciled himself with his wife’s tragic passing, and has heretofore nursed his denial with a steady diet of alcohol and avoidance. That is until he runs into Eloise Chandler (Aniston), a refreshingly blunt free spirit whose own love life is marked by disappointment and heartbreak. Though just a humble florist with no apparent training in psychology, Eloise immediately sees through the confident, upbeat persona that Burke has carefully constructed. They can ease each other's pain, but the healing won’t begin unless both of them are willing to let down their guard and let love -- wait for it -- happen.

WHO’S IN IT?

In addition to Aniston and Eckhart, Love Happens’ cast includes Dan Fogler (Balls of Fury) as Burke’s smarmy agent and former college roommate, Judy Greer (27 Dresses) as (what else?) Eloise’s quirky sidekick, John Carroll Lynch (Zodiac) as one of Burke’s more skeptical workshop attendees, and Martin Sheen (Apocalypse Now) as his resentful father-in-law.

WHAT’S GOOD?

Misleading marketing aside, Love Happens writer/director Brandon Camp does make an earnest attempt to explore the grieving process of a man who has experienced unspeakable tragedy. Which is better than a saccharine, formulaic romantic comedy, I guess.

WHAT’S BAD?

For all its serious intentions, Love Happens bears all the hallmarks of a slick studio rom-com, including stereotypical supporting characters (his irreverent wing-man, her goofy confidante), contrived comic relief devices (Sheen plays straight man to a crazy parrot!) and manipulative tugs on the heartstrings (too many to mention). The whole experience comes off as sort of a second-rate Cameron Crowe flick.

PARTING SHOT

The climax of Love Happens includes a dramatic “slow clap,” in which the lead character finally breaks down in a cathartic release of pent-up emotion and is rewarded with a slow-building round of applause from onlookers. That’s pretty much all you need to know about this movie.


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Surrogates (2009): Movie Review

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WHAT’S IT ABOUT?

Set sometime in the near future, Surrogates imagines a world in which 99% of its inhabitants live their lives vicariously through “surrogates,” robotic avatars who brave the hazards of the physical world while their schlubby owners sit safely at home in computerized cocoons, experiencing it all via neural sensors affixed to their heads. Think of it as a flesh-and-blood version of World of Warcraft. Or Facebook. Or The Sims. Potential present-day analogies are practically infinite.

As a consequence of mankind’s virtualized existence, violent crime has dropped to an all-time low, since any harm inflicted on a surrogate results in no such injury to its host. Folks are free to go about their increasingly decadent business without fear of the inevitable drawbacks that come with high-risk lifestyles. If their robotic counterpart happens to incur damage, or cease functioning altogether, owners can simply order a replacement from VSI, the suitably dubious mega-corporation in Surrogates that manufactures and markets the robots.

Not everyone is eager to embrace this new world order, of course, and a determined group of quasi-religious luddites, led by a dreadlocked guru aptly named “The Prophet” (Ving Rhames), has assembled in major cities around the world. Eschewing most modern technology, they toil like the Amish in shabby communes as their Prophet regales them with apocalyptic diatribes.

Back in the civilized world, cracks in the utopian edifice form when a pair of surrogate murders result in the deaths of their respective hosts, something heretofore considered impossible. Called in to investigate the first homicides in years, FBI agents Greer (Bruce Willis) and Peters (Radha Mitchell), discover that one of the victims is the son of Canter (James Cromwell), the very man who first invented robotic surrogates. Greer and Peters naturally assume the Prophet and his acolytes to be at the core of the conspiracy, but a nagging question remains: How could they gain access to the advanced technology necessary to create a weapon capable of killing both a surrogate and its host?

WHAT’S GOOD?

Clocking in at a breezy 88 minutes, Surrogates spares its audience the troubling metaphysical questions that so often characterize more ambitious sci-fi projects. Much like the robots at the heart of its story, director Jonathan Mostow’s (Terminator 3) film may be shallow and synthetic, but it sure is pretty to look at. Expect to spend more time contemplating Willis’ absurd blonde wig or Mitchell’s remarkable robotic rack than the implications of society’s increasing disconnect from itself.

WHAT’S BAD?

With its all-too-thin storyline and derivative characters, Surrogates makes for a forgettable, if occasionally entertaining, experience. A subplot involving the increasingly strained relationship between agent Greer and his wife (played by Rosamund Pike), presumably meant to add depth to Willis’ character, feels tedious and unnecessary. A monotonous score telegraphs every decisive moment in the film, ensuring that even the most oblivious viewer is aware that something important is about to happen. And despite director Mostow’s obvious proficiency with visual effects — both practical and digital — some set pieces look cheaply rendered.

PARTING SHOT

There are dozens — dozens — of car crashes in Surrogates, yet not a single airbag deploys. The future, it seems, has no place for proper automobile safety.


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Zombieland (2009): Movie Review

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WHAT’S IT ABOUT?

An American wasteland overrun by undead monsters provides the ideal setting for outrageous comedy in Zombieland, the debut feature from writer/director Ruben Fleischer. Woody Harrelson and Jesse Eisenberg play two human survivors who employ contrasting approaches to staving off the pesky flesh-eaters. Eisenberg’s Columbus is a neurotic worry-wart with a distinct obsessive-compulsive streak and a nagging case of irritable bowel syndrome who survives in Zombieland by adhering to a strict set of rules. Harrelson’s Tallahassee, on the other hand, is a whiskey-swilling cowboy who has no apparent rules of any kind, only a vast arsenal of weapons and an insatiable craving for Twinkies.

After encountering each other on a deserted highway, the two opposites decide to join forces, if only to stave off the maddening solitude of Zombieland. But their numbers soon double when, during an abortive Twinkies expedition at an abandoned supermarket, they’re surprised to find a pair of enterprising young girls, Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin), hiding out in the stockroom. (All the characters are named after their hometowns, if you haven’t figured that out already.)

Though their relationship gets off to a rough start (the seemingly innocent girls rob the gullible boys not once, but twice), the unlikely quartet become fast friends, and together embark on the perilous journey out west — to an abandoned theme park thought to be the only zombie-free sanctuary left on the planet.

THE VERDICT

It may be tempting to compare Zombieland to Shaun of the Dead, thus far the most successful zombie-themed horror-comedy to date, but Fleischer’s film bears little resemblance to UK director Edgar Wright’s indie classic. At its core, Zombieland is really a road-trip comedy in the vein of Vacation, Dumb and Dumber or, well, Road Trip, in which our heroes travel cross-country on a quest, encountering various obstacles along the way. In this case, the obstacles happen to be ravenous, cannibalistic zombies.

And it works, thanks largely the charisma and chemistry of its lead actors and the irreverent wit of Fleischer, who proves that there are still plenty of laughs to be gleaned from the increasingly well-worn zombie oeuvre.

The real hero of Zombieland, however, is Bill Murray. Just when the film exhausts its momentum and starts to meander, the legendary star of Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day arrives unexpectedly on the scene, delivering what is bound to be the most talked-about surprise cameo since Will Ferrell showed up at the end of Wedding Crashers. The presence of Murray and his trademark acerbic, deadpan style injects Zombieland with a welcome jolt of energy, giving it just enough gas to carry us through to the closing credits. (FYI: This is hardly a spoiler — Murray’s cameo is listed on IMDB.)

PARTING SHOT

Zombieland isn’t concerned about messages or metaphors or stern warnings about the future in which society is headed; it just wants to make you laugh and have a good time. In that sense, it’s an unqualified success.


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Monday, October 5, 2009

Love Happens (2009): Watch Movie Online

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Movie: Love Happens
Year: 2009
Famous Actors: Aaron Eckhart, Jennifer Aniston, Dan Fogler,
Director: Brandon Camp
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Zombieland (2009): Watch Movie Online

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Movie: Zombieland
Year: 2009
Famous Actors: Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin, Amber Heard, Bill Murray, Derek Graf
Director: Ruben Fleischer
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Sunday, October 4, 2009

Apocalypto (2006): Movie Soundtrack

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Movie: Apocalypto
Year: 2006
Composer(s): James Horner



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Track List:

1. From the Forest... (01:55)
2. Tapir Hunt (01:31)
3. The Storyteller's Dream (03:41)
4. Holcane Attack (09:28)
5. Captives (03:06)
6. Entering the City with a Future Foretold (06:05)
7. Sacrificial Procession (03:40)
8. Words Through the Sky - The Eclipse (05:11)
9. The Games and Escape (05:15)
10. An Elusive Quarry (02:15)
11. Frog Darts (02:45)
12. No Longer The Hunted (05:50)
13. Civilisations Brought by Sea (03:20)
14. To the Forest... (07:41)

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10,000 B.C. (2008): Movie Soundtrack

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Movie: 10,000 B.C.
Year: 2008
Composer(s): Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker (as Thomas Wander)



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Track List:

1. Opening (02:43)
2. Mountain Of The Gods (01:56)
3. Speech (03:01)
4. Evolet (02:44)
5. Mannak Hunt (02:08)
6. Celebration (01:29)
7. I Was Not Brave (01:48)
8. Night Of The Tiger (01:37)
9. Lead Them (02:28)
10. Terror Birds (03:22)
11. Wounded Hunter (01:51)
12. Food (01:59)
13. Good-Byes (01:13)
14. Sea Of Sand (02:41)
15. Wise Man (01:40)
16. He Was My Father (01:05)
17. Mark Of The Hunter (02:45)
18. Free The Mannaks (01:47)
19. Not A God (02:35)
20. You Came For Me (02:06)
21. The End (03:18)
22. 10,000 BC / End Credits (02:55)

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